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« on: January 02, 2008, 05:41:21 PM » |
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Well, gang, my mind is going....I thought this topic was here. The "How Hot" one is, but I checked back through all the 2yrs.3 mo. of threads (a real trip back in time, by the way) and din't see it. So here goes-and Spiritman will just have to use his imagination since cold out there is when it dips into the 50's!)
It was SO cold that the bottle of undiluted anti-freeze I left on the back step froze!
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SpiritMan
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« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2008, 06:23:42 PM » |
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One of the reasons I left is because it was so cold I had to hang an electric light under my car to keep the fuel line from freezing. That's not imagination, it's memory.
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From the opium of custom...To the ledges of extremes..Don't believe it till you've held it..Life is seldom what it seems..But lay your heart upon the table..And in the shuffling of dreams..Remember who on earth you are.
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SpiritMan
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« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2008, 06:28:27 PM » |
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Actually, I remember when it was so cold the vapor from my exhale caused icicles on my moustache.
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From the opium of custom...To the ledges of extremes..Don't believe it till you've held it..Life is seldom what it seems..But lay your heart upon the table..And in the shuffling of dreams..Remember who on earth you are.
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Guardian Angel
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« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2008, 07:20:55 PM » |
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It was so cold here this morning that the birds decided to fly north for the winter.............  |
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« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2008, 07:48:33 PM » |
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It's so cold in NC....Lance is peeing icicles...
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Guardian Angel
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« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2008, 08:51:27 PM » |
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It's so cold here the dogs are getting stuck to the fire hydrants.
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SpiritMan
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« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2008, 11:38:13 AM » |
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It was so cold Starbucks was serving coffee on a stick.
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From the opium of custom...To the ledges of extremes..Don't believe it till you've held it..Life is seldom what it seems..But lay your heart upon the table..And in the shuffling of dreams..Remember who on earth you are.
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Oliver
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« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2008, 11:49:26 AM » |
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Mr. Spiritman, you have me "laughing out loud"!
It's so cold here that I've had to open the refrigerator door to warm up the house........(and that's closer to the truth than you should know!)
edit: word spelling
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« Last Edit: January 03, 2008, 08:26:45 PM by Oliver »
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SpiritMan
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« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2008, 12:01:27 PM » |
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Timely:
It was soooo cold, politicians had their hands in their own pockets!
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From the opium of custom...To the ledges of extremes..Don't believe it till you've held it..Life is seldom what it seems..But lay your heart upon the table..And in the shuffling of dreams..Remember who on earth you are.
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« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2008, 12:04:19 PM » |
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This reminds me of my life in Germany. Those Germans are so clever. They have small pantries that have windows that open to the outside. In the winter the window is left open and the pantry serves as a large refrigerator.
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From the opium of custom...To the ledges of extremes..Don't believe it till you've held it..Life is seldom what it seems..But lay your heart upon the table..And in the shuffling of dreams..Remember who on earth you are.
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« Reply #10 on: January 03, 2008, 12:56:42 PM » |
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It's so cold here you need defrosters......... just to have a good cry..................... |
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« Reply #11 on: January 03, 2008, 06:23:46 PM » |
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From Jay Leno, last night:
It’s freezing in Iowa. It’s like 20 degrees in Iowa. In fact, it is so cold, Hillary Clinton can actually see Barack Obama’s breath breathing down her neck.
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« Reply #12 on: January 03, 2008, 06:28:11 PM » |
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This one's for Oliver:
It was so cold Californians put on sweaters.
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« Reply #13 on: January 03, 2008, 07:28:55 PM » |
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It's so cold here that hitchhikers are holding up pictures of thumbs.
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« Reply #14 on: January 03, 2008, 07:49:35 PM » |
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It was so cold Hell froze over and everyone had to keep all the promises they never thought would come due.
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