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« on: March 07, 2006, 03:04:14 PM » |
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What could be worse?
When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section. Purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair, open the package and remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins -
Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every Rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested"
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson."
HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS
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Tennyson
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« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2006, 03:26:47 PM » |
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are you kidding??
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Guardian Angel
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« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2006, 03:45:07 PM » |
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Well one can only imagine what they mean by "personally tested."
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Tennyson
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« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2006, 05:51:20 PM » |
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That could make for a bad day ,every day!!!
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Bingo
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« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2006, 07:07:15 PM » |
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I bet there are a lot of people running around there saying, 'up yours'.
Sorry, that is very crass, but I could not resist.
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The Idealist decries the way things are and dreams of a perfect world.
The Realist examines the way things are and strives to improve this imperfect world (unknown)
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« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2006, 08:44:48 PM » |
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Inside every older lady is a younger lady --wondering what the hell happened. Cora Harvey Armstrong
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Guardian Angel
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« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2006, 09:59:40 PM » |
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Would that be like.............we've upped our standards......up yours too..................  |
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« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2006, 10:16:56 PM » |
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something like that.
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The Idealist decries the way things are and dreams of a perfect world.
The Realist examines the way things are and strives to improve this imperfect world (unknown)
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« Reply #8 on: March 09, 2006, 11:37:45 AM » |
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ROFL........that would make for a bad day at the office!!!
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Curt
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« Reply #9 on: March 10, 2006, 02:50:17 PM » |
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Well - One could be a proctologist ( Talk about having a crappy day !).
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Tennyson
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« Reply #10 on: March 10, 2006, 03:54:32 PM » |
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Ohhhh......how does that happen?? You wake up one day and say "my purpose in life is to be a proctologist" Ohhhh.....Noooo
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Guardian Angel
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« Reply #11 on: March 10, 2006, 04:15:31 PM » |
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I'd say it takes a special person.......... |
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« Reply #12 on: March 10, 2006, 04:24:07 PM » |
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yes...yes it would  |
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« Reply #13 on: March 10, 2006, 04:33:38 PM » |
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Makes you wonder if the scientist that discovered "Uranus" was perhaps a retired Proctologist!  |
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Tennyson
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« Reply #14 on: March 10, 2006, 04:52:53 PM » |
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Makes you wonder if the scientist that discovered "Uranus" was perhaps a retired Proctologist! It would make since!!!! |
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